If and when a zombie apocalypse occurs, I
am ready. I've watched Shaun of the Dead and Zombieland more times than I can
count, and have spent hour upon hour binge-watching The Walking Dead. I
am a girl with a plan - Costco and cardio.
In the event of a real Zombie Apocalypse,
I am making a mad dash for the neighborhood Costco. It's like the world's
greatest "bug out bag" meets Ft. Knox...on steroids. When the brains
hit the fan, that is where you will find me, holed up and prepared. Once those
metal gates close over the front doors and the delivery docks are bolted shut,
no one will be coming in or going out. I could live for years in Costco.
They sell generators, kerosene, grills, batteries, first aid items, food,
water, furniture, entertainment, and a myriad of things with which to construct
makeshift bombs or shivs. A friend argued that Walmart would be the
better choice as they sell guns and ammo. Maybe so, but I would rather
chance it in the wild with the zombies than to step foot in a Walmart.....both
are equally risky, in my opinion.
I don't seriously think there will be a
Zombie Apocalypse, of course. I have, however, decided to sign up for the
local "5k Zombie Run" in November. I'm really excited to have
this new goal! This will be a really cool 5k to participate in too. "Zombies"
come out of the nooks and crannies on the course to "attack" runners
as they pass by. Before you begin the run, you are issued three flags to
hang off of your body. The zombies attack you by trying to grab the flags.
The goal is to finish with all or some of your flags intact.
Finishing the run without any flags is the equivalent of having your brains
eaten by real zombies. I saw pics on the website from previous years, and
the zombies actually look kinda scary! I am really excited! Flags
or no flags, everyone gets a medal and a t-shirt for finishing, and there will
be a party afterward with food and entertainment! I have recruited a few
friends to join me, so this is going to be really fun!
With the zombie 5k on the horizon, it's
time to really get prepared. I have just over 3 months to do so. If I've
learned anything from Zombieland, it's that cardio is the #1 rule for survival.
Such will be the case at the Zombie 5k as well! I am still on track
with my C25k training program, and will have about 6 weeks between finishing
the program and the Zombie Run. At that time, I'm going to double down on
my cardio by starting the C210k program, and taking it as far as I can before
the big day.
It feels really good to have a fun goal
to work toward! When I do finally reach my goal, I'm going to treat
myself to a fitness related shopping trip! Maybe I'll get some new tennis
shoes, or a cute workout outfit from Fabletics, or maybe even splurge on
something awesome from Lululemon! I'll see what strikes me at that time,
but nothing will be as sweet and rewarding as crossing the finish line...with
or without my "brains." :)

This is so cool. I wish I was doing a Zombie run.
ReplyDeleteI am looking forward to it! Check out the link below to see if/when they are holding a Zombie 5k in your area!
Deletewww.the5kzombierun.com